Five essentials for the person that spends more time in the office than literally anywhere else.
1. “Maybe Swearing Will Help” Coloring Book, $6.99
Both coloring and swearing are proven to relieve stress, so why not combine the two for the ultimate stress reliever? Giving new meaning to the phrase “colorful language” is probably a lot healthier than stress-eating a bag of expired Jelly Beans before a pitch. Not that I would know. (I definitely would know.)
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2. Hangry Kit, $24.99
Hangry: the state of being so hungry that it has become infuriating. Use The Hangry Kit as preventative treatment to control early symptoms of hanger, or as a treatment for fully developed hanger.
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3. Pen cap Eating Utensils, $8.07
“Here are the essential multitasking office tools you have been waiting for; a set of ordinary stick pens that does double duty as handy dining utensils,” says Amazon. Give your startup-enthusiast the gift of never having to shame-eat meals with their hands again.
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4. Ostrich Pillow, $99.99
So when you ask “what do you want for Christmas?” and they answer “sleep,” you can get them the next best thing. They didn’t specify where they wanted sleep…
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5. Caffeinated Soap, $16.49
If desk-sleeping isn’t their thing, there’s always caffeinated soap. Yes, you read that correctly, caffeinated soap. According to the product description, “each bar of Shower Shock contains approximately 12 servings/showers per 4 ounce bar with 200 milligrams of caffeine per serving.”
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