Things You’ll Only Hear at a Coworking Space

If you regularly hear phrases like these, you’re either having a bizarre fever dream or you work at a coworking space.

“I don’t know anything.” – a startup CEO/founder

“There’s got to be an easier way to do anything that I do.” – everyone in the startup industry, every day, always

“Ugh, I’m so bad with new technology.” – the CTO (Chief Technology Officer) of a tech company

“Our networking event should have a theme. Cheese. It should be cheese-themed.” – a member of a Wisconsin-based coworking space

“Only ten percent of startups succeed, so that’s terrifying. But only ten percent of the world is left-coworkinghanded. And I’m left-handed. So I feel like we actually have a decent shot.” – a very optimistic startup founder

“We’re the next Uber.” – half of the startup industry

“We’re the next Amazon.” – the second half of the startup industry

“I had to find a way to make cat litter sexy.” – a genius

“Here’s the thing: you need to stop describing the cleaning supplies industry as ‘delicious.’”- another genius, but in a different way

“I got a full night’s sleep last night and am totally not stressed. Things are going so smoothly and exactly how I’ve expected they would go!” – no one at a startup, ever


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